She Made Lo Mein (Humping Groove Remix)

from by Monk Turner

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My fortune cookie said I'd get play so I ordered take out with no delay
opened the menu and just like a guy I looked for the cheapest entree to buy

$4.95 without tip the cranky cashier she gave me some lip
grabbed my head and i felt a great pain she made lo mien out of my brain
oooh the pain

she made lo mien

a little bit of salt
a little bit of salt but it stings like hell and the boiling water made me swell
it sounds so bad but there is pleasure in pain and i found pleasure in going insane
ohhhh the pain

she made lo mien

come back soon
come back soon she said with a smirk and then she punched me in the face and called me a jerk
i said may i have another please? so she punched me again...

she made lo mien

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from Live on KXLU, released September 8, 2006
She Made Lo Mien (Humping Groove Remix)
Featuring Monk Turner on Vocals
From the concept albums “Wardrobe”

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​Monk Turner has produced more than 25 concept albums using a collective of musicians who share his passion for creating freeform, genre-defying music.

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