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1.
January 1st 05:19
January 1st I'm starting all over again Starting a new life in with my revival I had a lot to lose but now I understand I had to wait for New Years arrival I'm gonna walk away from what I was. I wanna see - what I cam be. It won't be easy I've been through - a lot of pain The loneliness almost drove me insane It won't be easy I'm starting over like I thought I would But moving forward like I know I should It won't be easy A resolution for a better year Becoming clearer as midnight draws near It won't be easy
2.
These are the directions for how to use this song For the one day of the year that you do not belong Yeah this is how you make it through Valentines Day When you're the only one without a bouquet Now you'll need a few supplies Just a thing or two It's much cheaper than a therapist and you won't feel blue Well you'll need a fast car, stereo and cow dung A stink bomb and oh yeah a pregnant mom Mount that stereo to the top of your car Blast this song as you pull up to a bar Find a nice couple Assault them with dung As you drive away be sure and stick out your tongue Stick out your tongue Stick out your tongue Stick out your tongue This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day Yeah yeah yeah yeah This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day Yeah yeah yeah yeah Find a young couple sitting on a bench Ask you walk by ask what is that stench If they look confused just walk along Leaving behind a putrid stink bomb Now this is the part you'll use the pregnant mom She'll walk up to the couple saying Look at what you did Why are you with her when I'm having your kid This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day Yeah yeah yeah yeah This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day Yeah yeah yeah yeah And those are the directions for how to use this song For the one day of the year that you do not belong Yeah that's is how you make it through Valentines Day When you're the only one without a bouquet This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day Yeah yeah yeah yeah This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day This is how you make it through Valentines Day Yeah yeah yeah yeah Lookin for some dude named Monk he is a stalker
3.
Why do we still have to go to a March In March when Isn't it so clear the world doesn't want war anymore How many youth must die before we decide to put down our arms disarm disarm dis arm How many x 7 how many marches more? Our moms and dads march until their feet were blue so why are we marching - for the same thing too? And if the worlds about to end does it make any difference to have bullhorns and picket signs maybe we need to start the civil war between rich and poor because I don' think they care about us - anymore
4.
April Girl 04:36
You're the prettiest in the world but you sell it all - you sell it all Pretty Girl The one with the beads and pearls you know I'm talkin' to you - so what should we do? Pretty girl open your big brown eyes you've got to realize that I'm for real Jaded girl you've got to let it go you've got to get control of your mind Aww April girl, april girl April Girl I think about you all the time When you once were mine - you once were mine Pretty girl To be in love is not the same as to be with you When your love is true Are you feeling what my hearts revealing are you even feeling or are you cold Have no hesitation its your invitation You could call it rather bold Aww.. april girl.. april girl
5.
Merry May 04:14
Merry Good golly Merry May Good golly Merry May You've got 31 days Good golly Merry May You've got everything you need You've got everything you need Taurus and Aires You've got everything you need Is that why you don't come here anymore You never come knocking at my door Speak up don't you have something to say Merry May Merry May Good golly Merry May Good golly Merry May Good golly Merry May Merry Good golly Merry May Good golly Merry May May day in LA Police brutality Is that why you don't come here anymore You never come knocking at my door Speak up don't you have something to say Merry May Merry May Good golly Merry May Good golly Merry May Good golly Merry May Merry May Merry May Merry May Merry May Good golly Merry May Good golly Merry May You've got 31 days Good golly Merry May You've got everything you need You've got everything you need So the Germans plant a tree You've got everything you need Is that why you don't come here anymore You never come knocking at my door Speak up don't you have something to say Merry May Merry May Good golly Merry May Good golly Merry May
6.
June oh June Here is June I hate this month It's the month you decided to break my heart June oh June oh stupid June I'm here all alone Cause you told me our love for each other must never start Oh it's June It's June It's June I hate this month I hate this month Lemme hear them horns June oh June oh stupid June I'm here all alone It's the month I pretended to understand June oh June oh stupid June The month my heart was stoned Because you're in love you're in love with another man Oh it's June It's June It's June I hate this month I hate this month Take em to the bridge Oh it's June It's June It's June It's June It's June I hate this month I hate this month Erm
7.
Hot July 04:05
It's another hot day here in South Central Los Angeles With record breaking temperatures for the month of July This summer's been a very busy one for LAPD with gang violence at an all-time high A triple homicide took place at 38th and Central Standing by with more on this story It's gonna be a hot July Another hot July It's gonna be a hot July A hot July It's gonna be a hot July Another hot July It's gonna be a hot July A hot July Capital h to the o to the t that's hot like 22 and sirens But that's alright That's okay We're gonna make it anyway Black on brown Hood on hood Baby crying aint no good System broken hoping that we just keep on keeping on without Education raise a nation full of zombies But that's alright That's okay We're gonna make it through the night Step outside Do or die Live my life with an alibi that gee oh dee a rider like no other On this timeline It's gonna be a hot July Another hot July It's gonna be a hot July A hot July It's gonna be a hot July Another hot July It's gonna be a hot July A hot July Hot hot hot A hot July Hot hot hot A hot July Hot hot hot A hot July Hot hot hot A hot July Burning up the summers in these angel city blocks Mama heard a couple shots Was it the Gs pushin rocks Or the cops bustin glocks Cause the weather aint the hotness Swimmin through the sinning like the Angeleno Lock Ness But aint a fantasy it's as real as it ever was School aint for the kids so they southside or blood or cuz Thunderous Wonder what the future could hold If everybody knew our souls were worth more than gold come on Together we can make a change Together we can work it out People we're really the same Inside and out We really gotta get it together We really gotta change the weather We've gotta give peace a try or else it's gonna be a A hot July Another hot July It's gonna be a hot July A hot July It's gonna be a hot July Another hot July It's gonna be a hot July A hot July En el verano el calle se ponen mas caliente Asi es como viven en este barrio Asi es como viven en este barrio Together we can make a change Together we can work it out People we're really the same Inside and out We really gotta get it together We really gotta change the weather We've gotta give peace a try or else it's gonna be a A hot July Another hot July It's gonna be a hot July A hot July It's gonna be a hot July Another hot July It's gonna be a hot July A hot July
8.
Agustus 02:46
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Attention shoppers Don't forget about our Labor Day sales going on now through Labor Day Thank you for shopping with us an have a save and happy Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day Labor Day sale La la la la la la Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day Labor Day sale La la la la la la Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day La la la la la la Labor Day Labor Day sale
10.
Wahahaha The sun goes down the moon comes up and here come the frights Here come the frights Of Halloween night They're haunting It's daunting They carry flashlights They carry flashlights On this Halloween Halloween night If you hear a rapping on your door Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Prepare yourself for a dreadful fright On Halloween night Halloween night Halloween night Halloween night Werewolves are around Ghosts make no sound Gremlins are creeping and monsters are sleeping Skeletons are dancing while the vampires bite On Halloween night On Halloween night Have you heard a rapping on your door Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Oh it's such a dreadful fright On Halloween night Halloween night Halloween night Halloween night Werewolves are around Ghosts make no sound Gremlins are creeping monsters sleeping Skeletons are dancing while the vampires bite On this Halloween night Have you heard a rapping on your door Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Oh it's such a dreadful fright On Halloween night Halloween night Halloween night Halloween night
11.
Turkey Time 05:16
Yeah we all love turkey day - its a day to celebrate turkey time paradigm turkey time paradigm the weather is cold Aww.. don't you get sassy with me turkey time stand in line turkey time stand in line the weather is cold Aww.. don't you get sassy with me Yeah we all love turkey day its a day to celebrate clear your sins by feedin' the bums tell em' there's better things to come Yeah we all love turkey day x 2 turkey time paradigm turkey time stand in line the weather is cold Aww.. don't you get sassy with me turkey time bottled wine turkey time stand in line the weather is cold Aww.. don't you get sassy with me Yeah we all love turkey day its a day to celebrate clear your sins by feedin' the bums tell em' there's better things to come Yeah we all love turkey day x 2 INTERLUDE turkey time paradigm turkey time stand in line the weather is cold Aww.. don't you get sassy with me turkey time give a dime turkey time stand in line the weather is cold Aww.. don't you get sassy with me Yeah we all love turkey day its a day to celebrate clear your sins by feedin' the bums tell em' there's better things to come Yeah we all love turkey day x 2
12.
Come along with that song Come along with December song It's the last one to appear It's the one we want to hear We had a Valentines Day song Jeah! The month of June was all wrong Now that winter time is here We have nothing left to fear Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh December 31st it's time to start again December 31st it's time to start again Good golly Mary May Good golly Mary May We've got our Turkey Day song And hot Julys they last too long Good luck to all you frights Of Halloween night Come along with that song April Girl you know it's wrong We shouldn't have waited all this time I hope someday to make you mine Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh December 31st it's time to start again December 31st it's time to start again Good golly Mary May Good golly Mary May Come along with that song Come along with December song It's the last one to appear It's the one we want to hear Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh Ah ah ah a ah a oh December 31st it's time to start again December 31st it's time to start again Good golly Mary May Good golly Mary May January first I started all over again

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A song for every month of the year

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released January 17, 2008

All songs recorded September 2007-January 2008
All tracks recorded using Protools LE on an Intel Based Macintosh All songs published by Rabid Hit Music(ASCAP) except Hot July which appears on "Get Involved". Email for publishing information. For licensing or more information, please use contact form.

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Monk Turner Los Angeles, California

Over the last two decades, multi-instrumentalist Monk Turner has written and produced over 30 genre-defying concept albums. He’s been called “both daring and melodically gifted” by Music Connection Magazine for his unique approach to songwriting that takes influence from artists such as Elvis Costello, The Beatles, and They Might Be Giants. ... more

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